alfred f. jones
Aliases: alf, maniac, alfred felon jones
Gender: male
Sexual/Romantic Orientation: like, by behavior he's bi. but in his own words i think he's straight
Age: 24
Birthdate: july 4th, 2000
Occupation: the grind never stops (has none)
Height: 187cm
Build: is naturally stocky/built but any actual musculature you see is something he made in the gym out of vanity. it'll go away soon.
Skin Tone: average white person pink
Hair: dirty blond
Eyes: blue
Identifying Marks: wears glasses, which doesn't fit with the rest of him. he's super near-sighted, so he's pretty useless without.
Appearance: handsome in a boyish, overgrown puppy sort of way. there are cues that something's off, though. like, he's pretty pallid and worn-out seeming for someone so chipper.
Personality: loose cannon. seems upbeat and fun and LOUD, like a frat boy type, but has a really unnerving impulsive streak. and a temper. lets just say he was NOT kind to animals as a child and should not under any circumstances be given the tools with which to set things on fire.
Motivations: live fast, die young
Current Goal: score some good tranq or fent and find someone to shoot his load in.
Long-term Goal: get rid of the crippling debt that's followed his family for years. this would involve either killing the creditor or winning the lottery.
Life Goal: get famous. doesn't matter how
Best Quality: tenacious Worst Quality: absolutely unpredictable. no logic, cannot be reasoned with
Fears: being caged. being subordinate. not being able to stop. cryptids.
Hobbies: shooting things, speeding, substance abuse, arson, youtube
Talents: somehow manifests money
Skills: survival a la cockroach
Family: has an older brother. parents divorced, dad is on death row.
Best Friends: i GUESS his brother. he's really bad at keeping friends for obvious reasons.
Relationship Status: SINGLE Significant Other: SEE ABOVE
Other Relationships: has a roommate at the labourers dormitory he's currently crashing at. i wouldn't call them friends, but alf definitely thinks they're friends.
Crush: dunno if he feels these emotions. it's worth mentioning that he's attracted to his roommate, though.
Source of Embarrassment: not so much embarrassment as it is trauma dfghdfjkghfdgh don't ask him about his dad or his childhood.
Source of Pride: his. gun. collection.
Favorite Band: not a band, but kid rock
Backstory: was born in celeryville, ohio, which is a real place. due to his chaotic upbringing, ADHD, and diet of red 40, he was uncontrollable from a young age. never went to uni. ran away from home as a teenager and has lived fifteen different lives. none of them served a purpose other than to make him worse. has some bizarre, unstoppable ambition that propels him forward. he didn't care about the massive debt his father has until he was locked up, causing the debt to move down to his mom and brother. he thinks saving the day and getting rid of that burden on them would somehow fix absolutely everything about his life.